This actor has much stage presence and a booming voice.
Stuart looks down his nose at you. Yes?
My real name is Stuart. My stage name is Laurence.
I am the greatest actor who ever lived, he proclaims with absolutely no modesty. I am playing the character 'Iolo' in the new play.
Tis the name of a particular hero of mine.
Stuart's feathers are obviously ruffled. Yes. I have been cast as second banana yet again! I am much more suited to play the Avatar, but did Raymundo cast me? Noooo!
But thou art nothing like me!*
And who art thou, pray tell?*
Why, I am the -real- Iolo!*
Of course thou art. And I am really Lord British. Thou must take me for an ass to think I would believe that.*
Your friend whispers to you. These actor types. A touchy bunch, eh?*
I suppose he's a good director. He never casts me in the right roles, though. And to think I went to school with him! We were on our first stage crew together!
Stuart whispers to you, Jesse is all wrong! Why, -thou- wouldst make a better Avatar than he! And -thou- probably couldst not act thy way out of a reagent bag! That is not a reflection on thee, but on Jesse.
Acting is the highest form of art. It allows one to step outside oneself and become another person. 'Tis like a game!
Goodbye. Be sure to come to the show when it opens!*
@I am Iolo, my liege!@
@I hear something to the east!@
@This is Dungeon Despise!@
@Ready the bow to use it!@